Ally Harrison

Books, Baseball, Curling, and James Reimer

How I Think Isaac Reacted to the Cigarette Metaphor

(Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)
(Gus whips out a cigarette)
Isaac:Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)
Gus:I'm not lighting it.
Isaac:What?
Gus:It's a metaphor.
Isaac:Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.
Gus:I can't write.
Isaac:That's probably for the best, actually.
Gus:Can you unpause the game?
Isaac:Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.
Gus:You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.
Isaac:Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.
Gus:This is a good metaphor!
Isaac:Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?
Gus:I-
Isaac:Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?
Gus:Well-
Isaac:Or that one time-
Gus:Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?
(Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)
Isaac:Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.
(Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)

allonsyforever:

"WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

(via weirdo162)

malonetaylor:

harmoniesoflife:

I fucking want there to be a store called Build A Bra which is like Build A Bear but instead you get to build a bra and choose the straps and the colors and the style and EVERYTHING AND IT WOULD BE MAGICAL AND WONDERFUL 

I want this so much. 

maybe i would go outside..

(Source: wizardcopsinthetardis, via livelifegreat626)

counterrparts:

luke-skyjogger:

counterrparts:

i just want to be called cute and beautiful like 23/7 

why not 24

snack breaks 

(via sophiaaah)

apocalypse-averted:

candoramity:

misremembering:

candoramity:

misremembering:

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

MY BOOKS THOUGH 

MY

BOOKS

Just thinking about my books in that situation stresses me out like NO I am NOT leaving them behind I will spit on the fire if I have to

IF THEY BURN I BURN WITH THEM

EXACTLY

Christ, this is turning into Fahrenheit 451

(Source: keycrash, via book-fangirl)

if you didn’t fall in love in the part that Tobias tells Tris that he thinks he loves her, im totally judging you until you go and read it 3875349 times, bye.

that’s it.

(via book-fangirl)

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